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Fishing in Video Games PART 1

In my opinion, if there is a fishing mini-game within the video game you are playing, then it is a good game. I’m not talking about a video game all about fishing, I’m talking about any game that may or may not be open world, and you can go to a body of water and choose to fish from it or not. There is surprisingly a large number of games with fishing mini-games, and today I’ve decided to list as many as I could, and rank them on how decent their fishing is.

To properly rank the quality of a fishing mini-game, there needs to be certain criteria they have. I have come up with five aspects of the game’s fishing to score, each with points that range from one to five:

VARIETY OF FISH 

How many fish are in the game, and are possible to fish up? Points range from 1: Only one kind of fish, to 5: A very large number of fish

FISHING LOCATIONS

Where can you fish? Is it any body of water, which would earn 5 points? Or is fishing only legal in a specific area which would be one point?

FISHING CONTROLS

How complicated is the fishing in the game? Do you only have to push a single button once you’ve cast out your line? (5 points) Is there a lot of controls needed to reel in the fish? (1 point)

KNOWLEDGE

I wish I could come up with a better title for this category, but it is essentially whether or not you 100% know what you are fishing in the water (5 points) or if you have no idea what you’re fishing before it’s reeled in (1 point)

RELAXATION

This category somewhat fits in with the controls category, but I believe relaxation is key for fishing games, because in my experience, you aren’t really stressed out by fishing most of the time. 5 points for feeling very relaxed, and 1 point for feeling very stressed.

BONUS: EDIBILITY

Just for fun (and to bump some scores up even more), I’ve added a bonus category that gives 10 points to a game that allows you to eat the fish that you catch. This does not mean that ones that don’t allow you to eat fish are bad fishing games, but being able to cook and eat what you catch does add a fun bonus to the game in my opinion and it gives a bump to the games that show fishing for food and not for sport. This is a simple yes/no scoring system, and points are not deducted if the answer is no.

With all of these categories listed, let’s talk about the games. They are listed in alphabetical order, not what is rated best or worst.



Animal Crossing: New Horizons (2020)

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Many previous iterations of Animal Crossing have fishing in them, but New Horizons is the most recent, so I am ranking the fishing in this one.

VARIETY OF FISH: 4

There are a lot of fish in this game. However, many are only available certain times of the day in real time, and only on certain months. 4 is the best score I can give it because the fish I want to catch may not even be available when I get on the game.

FISHING LOCATIONS: 5

You can fish from beaches, rivers, and lakes. Once you get 3 stars on your island, then you unlock terraforming and can create your own rivers and lakes, and fish are able to spawn in them!

FISHING CONTROLS: 3.5

To first catch a fish, you need to build a fishing pole. Then you need to find a shadow in the water. If there isn’t a shadow, you can craft bait for them to appear. Then, you cast your line, and only use one button to do it. Then you wait for the fish to even notice it, and sometimes they don’t so you need to re-cast. The fishing controls are not very complicated at all (you only press one button to cast and reel in), however the process to fish is very long at times, and can make the process tedious.

KNOWLEDGE: 3

As stated before, the fish you see in the water are shadows. You don’t know what you’re fishing. However, the shadows only come in 3 different sizes, and once you fish up something new, it goes into your catalog and you can see what times and months it appears in the water.

RELAXATION: 4

The fishing in this game is very relaxing. The only reason I did not list this as a 5 is because once the fish spots your line, you need to wait for them to actually grab it, and the game tries to trick you by having it touch the line a few times before.

EDIBILITY: NONE

You don’t eat any of the fish you catch, but you can donate them to the museum to look at later,  or sell them for some more money.

 

OVERALL SCORE: 19.5/25


Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017)

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This is not actually a game I own, so I outsourced the ranking to my good friend Laurie. All scores and words following this are hers.

VARIETY OF FISH: 4

Hyrule Bass, Staminoka Bass, Hearty Bass, Hearty Salmon Armored Carp, Mighty Carp, Armored Porgy, Mighty Porgy, Snake Carp, Chillfin Trout, Sizzlefin Trout, Voltfin Trout, Stealthfin Trout. Pretty Much all the fish aside from the regular Hyrule Bass offer a resistance/benefit when cooked in a cooking pot and eaten.

FISHING LOCATIONS: 4

Practically any deep body of water has fish, excluding ponds, lakes and rivers in the NW (cold climates). Which hurt to swim in.

FISHING CONTROLS: 4

The standard jump-and-chase-the-fish-in-the-water is kinda difficult, but shooting a fish in the water with an arrow kills the fish and makes it easier to catch as it floats on the surface, lightning arrows and bomb arrows and regular bombs kill fish with in the attack area.

KNOWLEDGE: 5

You can see the fish beneath the water, and when you swim close to them their names will pop up.

RELAXATION: 3

Given swimming takes stamina, you could drown (and lose a heart) chasing them, but shooting fish in a lake and then swimming to catch them is fun.

EDIBILITY: YES   +10 POINTS

Yes, you can eat the fish, and cook them. Or freeze them if you’re in a certain area of the map and it’s cold enough. Frozen fish (and other meats) give you heat resistance.

 

OVERALL SCORE: 30/25


Club Penguin (2005)

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Club Penguin is probably one of the most well known computer games of my generation. Even if you haven’t ever played it, you know what it is. Plus there’s fishing in it.

VARIETY OF FISH: 2

There’s really only two kinds of fish in the game normally: the yellow one and the large red mullet. There’s a third kind that’s grey if you decide to buy a special fishing rod to catch them, but you normally cannot fish it.

FISHING LOCATIONS: 1

You can only go ice fishing in a small hole behind the lodge.

FISHING CONTROLS: 5

The controls are using your mouse and clicking when you catch the fish, so it’s incredibly easy to use.

KNOWLEDGE: 5

You can clearly see down into the water when you’re fishing, so you know exactly when to fish and when to reel in to avoid traps.

RELAXATION: 4

The fishing in Club Penguin is pretty relaxing, the only “stress” in it would be the traps like sharks, crabs, and jellyfish which could ruin your line and force you to grab another bait.

EDIBILITY: YES   +10 POINTS

You don’t actually see your penguin eat at all, but it’s heavily implied that the penguins all eat fish, and there’s even a separate pizza making game where fish is one of the ingredients.

 

OVERALL SCORE: 27/25



That’s all of the fishing for this post, be sure to check back soon for more catching ranks!

Some Reflection

It’s certainly an understatement but this is a really weird way to end my four years in college. Like everyone else who’s graduating this year it’s not what we wanted. We’re seeing a lot of “We’re here for you and still want to celebrate. Post this information so we can share it online and celebrate your achievements!” Advertisements are doing stuff similar just with the words “We’re here for you…” and I don’t know, it feels a little disingenuous with the way it’s being presented. When I was actually physically at the KU campus it felt like I wasn’t being recognized much by them so it’s hard to think they’d do something meaningful for me now.

I’m not saying I hated college life. I loved my four years there. I made so many friends throughout my housemates, marching band and the service sorority Tau Beta Sigma. I don’t think I’ll ever forget my time with them. Looking back on it now I think it makes sense why I pursued a double major in Film and Creative Writing. I am a behind the scenes person, and not one who is forefront in the camera.

My first job at KU was Stage Crew at the Lied Center, a year after I also took on the Rights and Reproductions assistant job. The latter is more public in a way, but it is all emails to people and I never talked to customers face to face or even over the phone. I even took the equipment staff job for marching band this last year, and that’s certainly not a visible job to anyone. We’re always some of the first people to arrive, and the last to leave. Even just my instrument was a sort of background instrument for the most part, we were rarely on camera when we were in the stands for football games, and I had maybe two photos total taken by the professional photographers at the games.

I do want to make it clear: I am not complaining about this, I’m just trying to make a point.

All of those jobs I had make perfect sense of why I was in school writing, filming, and editing. All things that are “behind the scenes.” I am completely okay with that, however what I did in college does not correlate to my recognitions that they are offering. I was never “The face of KU.” The only photos I’ve ever seen taken of me professionally from KU were of half my face or just my back. That’s not much to brag about with friends who are literally on the front page of the school’s website right now.

There’s a lot of emails I’m seeing that are asking me to send a photo of myself, a bit of information, and my plans for the future. I can do the first two, but I don’t know anything about the last part. I’ve been trying to apply to a lot of media jobs because that’s what I know, but I haven’t completed many “professional” projects like others in the film school. I know I’m at least recognized by the faculty there, but I do not participate in a lot of extracurricular activities with them because I’ve also been majoring in Creative Writing and minoring in Journalism. Don’t get me wrong I am glad that I’ve taken all those other courses for a new degree, but with times like these you can’t help but think of what could have been.

I am still going to apply to everything I can. I am most likely going to stay at home until I can, and until the pandemic is finally taken care of. I don’t know which job I will be offered in the future, or when/if it’ll even happen because most filmings are shut down, and I have no clue how anyone would be hiring people for film during a pandemic. I’m still going to try.

 

This site itself has changed a lot since I started it a few years ago. It started out as just a blog site where I write random comedic article-like posts whenever I feel like it. Sometimes it was just me writing and creating the images, and sometimes my friends were able to help create stuff as well.

Now I’m using it as a mix blog site/portfolio where I show off my designs, videos, and artwork. I don’t know if it would be considered the most professional for someone looking for a career now, but I don’t want to change it because that would be changing me. I’m still going to write whatever I feel like in the blog portion of this site, but I’m always going to add on and improve on it. If the places I’m applying to work at don’t like it, then that’s not really a place I think I’d enjoy working at anyway.

I don’t know where I will be a year from now. Hopefully by then everything is open again, but who knows at this rate. Even if I don’t get a job that allows me to be creative, I’ll still be writing and making stuff for me on this site, because that’s who it was originally for anyway. I’ll never forget my time at KU, and I wish some things could’ve been different, but all the stuff I did there and the people I met and the friends I have now helped me become the person I am now, and I am completely okay with who that is.

 


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A Year with Eggy

 

I can’t believe it’s been a year.

A year with this round, blue egg with yellow legs and shoes.

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What started off as a dumb joke on Twitter became a much bigger thing after an egg hatching on the KU campus was announced for March 7.

The original post I made about Eggy in October 2018 can be found by clicking here.

Eggy Jay became a VERY big deal, which surprised me a lot. As most people who read these blog posts know, I am in the marching band at KU, and I think it’s because of that reason Eggy became something special.

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Everyone I know was talking about the hatching. Sure, it ended up to be just some statues, but Eggy is what brought the hype. Many people besides myself tweeted and posted stuff about it, and the Kansas Union twitter account ended up following me because of it.

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I wasn’t able to go to the hatching due to the fact that I was on a bus for a band trip, but thankfully the Kansas Union Facebook page had a livestream for it, and I could hear throughout the bus everyone’s phones on the livestream of the hatching. Sure it was just a bunch of statues as I predicted earlier, but just the idea of Eggy made it fun.

But don’t take my word for it. Here’s some interviews from a few people who actually saw Eggy Jay at the hatching:


The story of Eggy Jay started the beginning of my Junior year at KU. The story is still going on, and Freshmen I know are even continuing it.

I am a senior now, about to graduate in a few months. Eggy Jay is the legacy I leave behind, and I am okay with that.


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Goofus & Gallant: The Movie

For decades, the characters of Goofus and Gallant appeared on the pages of the Highlights magazine. Goofus was always the kid that did the wrong thing, and Gallant was the good child who did everything correctly.

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But what are their origins? Why did their parents decide to name one of their kids Gallant and the other Goofus? Who does that? What kind of parent sees their newborn children and think: “Oh, this kid is definitely going to be better behaved than the other, so we’ll just give them names to match the personalities that we’re sure they’re going to have.” That’s already setting Goofus up for failure and he hasn’t even done anything wrong yet except be born into a family that hates him.

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What I am announcing today is a film is now in the pre-production stages featuring the characters Goofus and Gallant. It is a film focusing more on Goofus, and what his life became after the stories featured in the Highlights magazine.

Most movies that have classic characters in them are grittier reboots to get the adults who knew them as kids to watch them, and this will end up the same way.

Be sure to go to your local movie theater in late 2025 to see the hit new film Goofus and Gallant: After Hours, where the two kids have grown up and are trying to make it in a life where one kid seems to be doing everything right, and the other is trying to get by, but is getting yelled and is a huge disappointment to everyone.


 

Editor’s Note: Kris does not actually own the rights to the characters Goofus and Gallant, so the film has immediately been cancelled. What a Goofus move!

Atlantis: The Game(s)

We’re back in Atlantis one more time, months after the theatrical release of Aquaman and my week-long posts of it, because I have purchased two games related to that mythical, forgotten land: “Spongebob’s Atlantis Squarepantis” for the Nintendo DS, and “Atlantis: The Lost Empire” which was originally for the GameBoy Advance. I stumbled my way through this lost city twice to beat the games.

This is a video game review post.

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“What a Night for a Knight” ANALYSIS

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Tomorrow (at the time of this being written and posted), the first ever Scooby-Doo episode will turn 50 years old. Which means Scooby-Doo and the gang will be 50, or because they started out as teenagers, maybe like 67 or something.

Regardless of their actual age, it’s a pretty big deal to have a 50th anniversary of a television show and still be as good and relevant as they are today.

Because of that, I will be putting my previous film classes I took to use and analyze their very first episode: “What a Night for a Night.”

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The Total Chronology of Scooby-Doo

Some people might not be aware that every iteration of Scooby-Doo and the rest of the Mystery Inc. gang all take place in the same canonical universe. There is no reboots (besides maybe one, but we’ll get to that), and that means that these meddling kids have probably solved over a million mysteries in their teenage and young adult life. That’s actually incredible.

In this post today, I will list out every single version of Scooby-Doo in canonical order. This is not the order of the shows when they were released. In some later versions, the gang is actually younger than they were in the previous. One important thing to note, though:

I will NOT be listing the direct to DVD movies, the television movies, or the crossover episodes with other shows.

Those definitely fall into the canonical realm that is being created, but there are just so many of them, and my rule is if the animation style looks like one of the television shows, it happened somewhere in that general time.

If you have any questions after I go through all of the iterations, feel free to comment or message me with the questions you have, and I will do by best to explain.

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