Look out people: The Sonic fans are back, and because of their major success on bullying Paramount Studios on fixing Sonic’s character design in the new film, they decided to now focus their efforts on bullying the American Government and forcing them to fix their design as well.
Sonic fans were tired of the image of the country, with healthcare being incredibly expensive while also not paying for anything, and children STILL are in cages.
They decided to use the success they had with bullying Paramount Studios and Director Jeff Fowler, and focus on bulling the American National Government into making a similar change. And it somehow worked!
That’s right: DJ Triumph himself tweeted this yesterday afternoon stating that there’s going to be some BIG changes as the US Government and Sega partner up to fix the country.
Some critics of this decision are concerned, however. They state that this may have been their plan overall.
“I don’t know. It just seems like the horrible path our country was in was all a stunt, and they were always planning on fixing it this way,” one person tweeted.
“Are you seriously telling me that the last three years were all for the upcoming Sonic movie?” said another.
Sega and the US government responded to this criticism by explaining that this was not originally the plan, and that public officials spent hundreds of hours with video game designers to make this new plan for the country.
“It just hurts, you know? I spend so much time to help these people with what they want, and they’re not even satisfied with that!” Senate Party Majority Leader, Match McDonalds said.
Fans of Sonic and the US government are overall delighted in this decision to fix the country’s image, and now are focusing their efforts on other things they disapprove on, like homelessness and the newest Star Wars movie.
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