It looks like your favorite actor won’t be starring in anything soon. The Academy just released information that Matt Damon is stuck inside of a Chuck E. Cheeses restaurant and they currently cannot get him out.
Matt Damon is famous for movies where he’s trapped and needs to be rescued, such as The Martian, Saving Private Ryan, and Interstellar. This time it looks like he’s stuck in the rat’s pizza place for who knows how long this time.
“He’s not exactly trapped. He just doesn’t want to leave,” one Hollywood spokesperson said, “I think he might just be trying to avoid work.”
Reports say that Matt Damon doesn’t actually try to win any tickets when he’s at the restaurant. “He just either hangs out in the play area or with the animatronics,” one very annoyed parent said.
“He doesn’t even order a pizza or a soda. I don’t want to kick him out, though, because he actually looks happier in here than he does in his movies,” said Acting Manager Henry.
Whether or not he is physically or mentally trapped there, let’s hope our government or other scientists can get him out of there like before so he can continue making movies for us.
Kristopher K. Online 