Woah! Nintendo just announced a whole new step in direction!
I can’t believe it, guys. This is BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo has just announced at this year’s E3 that everything that they have announced so far has been a mistake, and that their entire plan for the future is to extend on the success on Nintendo LABO.
That’s right! There is no more Super Smash games, no more Mario, just the greatest cardboard creations that everyone loves.
Nintendo heard all the praise that you were giving them for the cardboard piano, now they decided to have people tear apart and build even more items for your amusement.
You enjoy playing on your small Switch screen with the two controllers? Well now you can pretend that the screen is a very tiny television with this Cardboard TV!
But that’s not all! Preview images reveal that they also want us to build our own personal computers out of cardboard! That’s right: You want to buy any new Switch games online, you can now use the Official Nintendo LABO Computer!
But that’s not all! They also announced that they’re planning on making items that people can use everyday like this LABO Blender and LABO Shoes!
Yes, the future really does seem bright with all this fun cardboard that we can get. At the end of their presentation, they announced that they have many more plans for Nintendo LABO, and that they don’t want to reveal any more products they’re planning on making. However, they hinted at one other item we could build by showing us one picture:
It’s clearly a silhouette of something, but it’s difficult to determine exactly what.
Whatever it is, I’m definitely excited for it, and I can’t wait for the future of LABO!
Kristopher K. Online 